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'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
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this entire episode is a treasure.
I remember seeing this air when I was in my second grade library class
I laughed about POOP for weeks
the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.
"Don’t be mean. At least Gentle isn’t afraid of love."
"Love? …You’re not such a hard ass, are ya?"
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This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
And this is an Opal engagement ring.
Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….
Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
…JUST… OPALS MAN
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